Sunday, December 10, 2006

Hands steady so the lines in the mental illustration is straight

In astrophysics, dark matter is matter that does not emit or reflect enough electromagnetic radiation to be detected directly, but whose presence may be inferred from its gravitational effects on visible matter. Among the observed phenomena consistent with the existence of dark matter are the rotational speeds of galaxies and orbital velocities of galaxies in clusters, gravitational lensing of background objects by galaxy clusters such as the Bullet cluster, and the temperature distribution of hot gas in galaxies and clusters of galaxies. Dark matter also plays a central role in structure formation and Big Bang nucleosynthesis, and has measurable effects on the anisotropy of the cosmic microwave background. All these lines of evidence suggest that galaxies, clusters of galaxies, and the universe as a whole contain far more matter than is directly observable, indicating that the remainder is dark. - From Wikipedia, the free Encyclopedia.

Apologies for taking the easy way out in terms of research. I would also like to add that a current U.C Berkeley Physics professor, George Smoot, was recently awarded a Nobel Prize for enumerating the evidence of dark energy, and thus data supporting the theory of the Big Bang through the gathering of cosmic microwave background noise.

No wonder it took me so long to notice how immense of a deal the album Black Star by Talib Kweli and Mos Def was. I had to wait on the data of cosmic background from Professor Smoot, cuz y'all know I can't accept just any album to be adopted into the anthem I call my life. OOOHHH y'all already know what it is! Aye!!!



This album represents not only one of the most prominent collaborations in rap history, but it also symbolizes the state of our conscious generation dealing with Hip-hop. It deals with rappers that aren't aware of the pioneers that paved the very ground they rap on, spit on, break on, jive on, battle on, hustle on, and now sleep on while they allow their own surroundings to daze them with quick cash and quick ass attained by spittin' an already extinguished fire over a beat robbed from a grave. Mos Def and Talib complement the Hi-Tek ghetto metronome with an unrelenting reflection of the world through the eyes of a "hue-man" and sculpted by a tongue that wrassles with a language that consciously chose to leave behind a certain dark-skinned actor in the play of history, "stressin over time [as] you follow the Roman calendar."

I'm just saying. Nas said, "this rap shit's real. Bitch."

Look forward to my reviews for this fresh beef I call MYCSO, Music You Can't Sleep On.

(NIAPFO - Not In Any Particular Fuckin' Order)

























Saturday, November 11, 2006

Y'all NEED to hear this

It sucks that I decide whether I like a certain music right away. It can be a good thing or a bad thing, but I feel like I'm missin out on a lot of good music. Anyways, y'all need to hear this album. I think its frequency is a combination of the extra low that only elephants can hear and infrared, I think it's called the frequency of the soul. Yessur, this shit resonates my world.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

I apologize

Sorry for the stupid last post. It's stupid for two reasons:
  1. It was an attempt to portray an inexistent factor of cool by posting mildly esoteric pictures that aren't even mine.
  2. It was a lazy excuse for a blog entry that was supposed to evoke an accurate image of what is going on in my head at that moment.
So sorry. I'm hella stupid.

Anyways, I just wanna express my hate for this one bitch real quick. This Monday, there was this bitch walking my direction talking to another person (his/her bitch-ness has not been determined as of yet) saying that "This Friday is not a holiday. I would know. I WOULD KNOW!" Followed with an annoying ass laugh. I was tempted to believe her since her strong body language coupled with a deep, commanding voice that echoed against the walls of LeConte was more than enough evidence to make me believe that there was, indeed, classes on Friday.

Fuck that shit. I was supposed to start celebrating Tuesday. DAMMIT

Saturday, November 04, 2006

I got grapes

I NEED to get my ass in gear.

Maybe later. Imma look at some pitttures firss

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Here's your chance

I am extremely vulnerable right now. So if you want to get your last shots in, please do so now, because that window of opportunity is moving fast. Whoever's in is coming for the ride. After this, Steven Seagal is taking over and then he's just going to snap your neck.


Ok he's not Steven Seagal, but he's korean, so he'll still snap your neck. Or detonate nuclear weapons. OOOwwwww, what? Too soon? Ok.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Sedimentary Layer

I would like to leave an imprint of my memory onto the internet. Just in case in the future, they can discover it when they dig it up.

The sun is pretty bright and warm this morning. I'm getting awfully lazy with my pushups, but at least the barbells are fun. I had a dream last night that I withdrew from my one position in a student group. I should get to that already. I'm starting to appreciate non-honey nut cheerios. Maybe it's just because I like milk so much, it doesn't matter. I'm older than one of my co-workers. She's graduating this year. I really like my carpet.

An encyclopedia entry would look like this:

Jarrett Bato
He liked non-honey nut cheerios

I'd be happy.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

I bring tales of my journey...

I feel the quickest way to have one of those "We need to catch up," conversations is to use all you have available in your powers of expression to tell a story. Whenever I talk I try to include as much pelvis thrusting, eye-widening, ecstatic screaming, and excessive hand-gestures to express what I need to express to another person at some point in time. In the internet it's much harder. All's I got is clever combinations of words, imaginative analogies, and maybe I'll throw in some alliterations once in a while. Or do I? PSYCH.

Well, let's get started shall we? I last updated before my only class ended in the summer, so I'll start there. Cheerio. God save the queen.


Phew. That was a mouthful.