Never Too Many Zombies

I watched Shaun of the Dead yesterday, and I appreciate whoever's at Comedy Central for the sense to give an average TV watcher a good serving of zombie. I just mean to say that Shaun of the Dead is a good movie to be reminded of the possible possibility of a Zombie Apocalypse. That facebook group I joined said it the best, the hardest part will be pretending I'm not excited.

Anyways, I thought that movie was just appropriate for TV because it presents everything zombies really bring to one's life in a humorous manner that can be ingested with commercials, snacks, and pee breaks in between. I mean when you watch a zombie movie, you gotta be ready for it. Like you get all tense, and your trigger finger gets all itchy and shit, all that jazz. But for Shaun of the Dead you don't got to worry about all that. The whole point of the movie is that you probably won't notice for a while, seeing that most people are already zombies right now. ( w00000000) You will have the time as the first wave gets through rigor mortis to pick out the records you don't want so you can fling 'em at said zombies' heads.

It's good to know that someone at Comedy Central got my back. Thanks for keeping me on my toes, Mr. Zombie Alert Committee Head Guy at Comedy Central. (Wouldn't that be the best job in the world??)

My Existence is Threatened

First post for the New Year, and I'm already 11 days behind.

Wish all the best for everyone this year. Big things are coming this year. Things in general.

HEY HO

I couldn't resist... It's Christmas Time!!!

Quotient (?) Quotables

"I look like a luchador, I need a mask. Bato-man!" My dad, when he tried out the bike-suit I got him for Christmas. 

"God make the world round. There is no corners. That means everything must be fair." My mom, arguing that she's entitled to change the channel to Filipino TV because she allowed me to eat the tamales our neighbors gave us. 

"We got a remote control caddy for Christmas and you put it next to TV because it looks nice. Doesn't make sense." My sister, as she sat down on the couch and found out all the remotes are all the way over there. 

'Tis the season

Walk Hard

More like Walk Suck. Greatly disappointing.

Paladin Skrempfs +13

Zombie Apocalypse

I've decided after watching I am Legend (other than putting the book it's based on on my winter reading list) that wherever I live in the future, it better have booby traps with bombs, a sequentially planned security system that isolates and eliminates intruders, a bomb shelter with 1 month's worth of preserved food complete with shotguns and grenades hidden in key locations, an escape jeep with said supplies and arsenal ready at an undisclosed location connected to my house through an underground tunnel starting from said bomb shelter, and finally, a female Dogo Argentino guard dog (a guard lion would be too independent to protect me from zombie dogs and other zombie domesticated animals). I'd also need all of the Shrek movies. And some o' them Pixar movies, too.

We all have to be ready for the zombie apocalypse.