Corona commercial

I want a stoop right now. I wish my neighborhood was a little more ghetto, so I can sit out on my stoop on my porch swing. I'll have a beater on, sum stunners, a shotgun, my plaid shorts on, and sum tsinelas with socks on. Oh, and I'll have a bucket of coronas chillin' on ice.

But I won't drink any. As long as they're there for my visual comfort. Limes, too, to add a lil' green to my scenery.

I'll just be waiting for my mail so I can finger through the new victoria's secret catalog. yeaaaa...