In case I forget. Cuz I go dumb more than twice a day now.
A certain Jomarrion inspired me to add some nuts to my blog today. (Which nuts? DEEZ) I'm hella stupid. I was so hungry coming back home today, so I whipped open the crisper drawer in the refrigerator to take out some chicken BREAST and it kinda stank. But I was really hungry so I dashed on some olive oil, chopped some garlic n' scallions and tossed that shit in thurr. I stared at the chicken more, and I was like I should consult Mr. Google for this one. So I wrote "expire chicken breast." After I wrote that on the search bar, I decided that this combination of words is pretty hilarious. Expire chicken breast. JEEZ. So I just went for it like the waterboy and cooked it. I even added a dash of pico de gallo. BBQ sawce, tapatio, salad, toast, hummus. It's ova.
4 comments:
jarrett, what is that white stuff, exactly?
Oh jeez, this is awkward. I totally didn't notice that...
It's some play-doh. Do not be alarmed.
i don't see you anymore! i hope you don't get caught up in that "play-doh." I am a little concerned, however, for your monitor... on a stool.
hope that's been workin' out for ya. :)
good luck on your final(s) (if you still have any left)!
that's not play-dough.. that'a milky white substance that's known by all men...
hidden valley ranch..
suprise mothertruckahs!!..
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