The situation is tense.
The madman who invented the bestselling Nintendo DS game, Brain Age, has inadvertently created an unstoppable zombie generation made up of upper middle class children and young adults. Armed with lightning fast arithmetic skills and photographic memory, these zombies are nerdy, but they are still slow and it has been confirmed they will die if one shoots them in the head or groin. Actually, reports say one just has to challenge them to a game of Wii Sports because zombies suck at moving around.
Fight with chainsaws and shotguns, and insult their specialized knowledge in something nobody really cares about. Looks like this Zombie Armageddon needs to bring it to my house. Actually, I'd rather not.
Because then I'd make like hockey sticks, and get the puck out.
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hahaha this reminds me of a photoset i saw on flickr where hundreds of zombie nerds attack san francisco...scary - http://laughingsquid.com/zombies-invade-san-francisco/
that also reminds me, we never got around to that bike photo shoot :O
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